being skinny tastes better than food

"thin tastes better"

words from famed NY nutrionist Stephen Gullo. actually Keirdre had her ghetto crack saying " being skinny tastes better than food" but same idea i guess. i am on day 3, yes 3, of the master cleanse diet. call me beyonce, but if this bitch doesn't lose like 10lbs, i'm about to beat down that dream girl with my louboutin! anyway this diet is the pits, but you know if i lose some weight, it will not all be in vain. or will it? LOL. i started on friday with a herbal tea laxative, and continually have followed the instructions on drinking a concoction of lemon juice, water, maple syrup and cayenne pepper.

as it's day 3 i wanna kill someone in exchange for some fried noodles. didn't help that friggin hector had a big burrito on day 1 while we were watching movies. BITCH.

anyway onward to day 4!