keidre krackhead on krack - pierre hardy

'keirdre' (we'll label her krackhead, because it sounds so much funnier with that last name then her other last name which is frankly a first name really but she decided to stick two first names together and create her name...she'll kill me for saying that, but ok that's besides the point) has made such an impression on this writer, that i've decided to host a single post on friday dedicated to something i think would fit well with her lifestyle. ever since my mention in the pochette story, she deliberately mentions the pochette to piss me off. i told her i would rip the leather strap off that thing and slap her a couple times with it if she brought it up. i totally would, even if it meant limping in my new Giuseppes. well, i'm taking it upon myself to suggest a very hip and cool bag.

today i've decided to dress her up in Pierre Hardy. i think his shoes are awesome and his new bag line is simply so cute. hopefully she manages some sense to buy one of these, but honestly it might be a little too whimsical for her taste. she's looking more for a classic piece and hardy's pieces are not there yet.

first, let's pick the bag, because well that's what i'm going to look at first. bags usually detract people's eyes away especially if you're someone who was blessed by the ugly stick. in order to do that we'll need a shiny pattern so the light can reflect into my eye. (all of this is not to imply that keidre isn't pretty cuz she is, but i'm saying if you're not so pretty and need a bag, this one would help). this bag is hot hot hot. muy caliente. i'm not even spanish, but if i said it in chinese, it wouldn't sound as hot.

because i'm a shoe whore, as my mom raised me to be, ( i mean why else would she have my feet bound? unless she knew the genius that is Louboutin would create fabulous shoes?) i've decided to throw in a shoe piece from hardy as well. any girl (or drag queen) would kill to be in these babies. cuz we'll they're damn hot. which makes you hot. so why wouldn't you buy something that makes you hot. i mean we're all superficial aren't we? these are kind of Nicolas Ghesquiere with a hint of SWF. oh, do you remember that scene where she stabbed that guy in the eyeball with her hooker heel? i don't envision Keirdre doing that at all, cuz then she'd get the shoe dirty and then i'd have to stab her eyeballs out with the other heel.