keidre krackhead - in the big leagues

last week we reported that keirdre joined the big girls club when she purchased her big designer bag. well it seems today, miss thing is not playing nice anymore. she stepped up to the plate, struck a homer and ran to home plate in no time (who knew i had it in me to bring up a sports metaphor). she opened up her bank account to my advice, brave brave girl. and she ended up with these two beauties! she's playing in the big leagues and has brought out her big guns. no more pochette or bag shame!!