dress like a transformer

mantra: "it's time to fight the evil Tackycons. Fashionbots! transform and roll out! time to defeat the forces of horribly dressed and mis-matched!"

having lived through the 80's, i've experienced things like Michael Jackson's 'Thriller,' the Challenger explosion, and Transformers! it's about time someone decided to do an adaptation of the original with a live action movie. (not to mention it stars hotties Shia LaBeouf and 'what-does-he-see in pees-in-her-pants Fergie' Josh Duhamel) as my tribute to Michael Bay and his Transformers movie, lets dress people up like robots! fun? ok.

thanks to Hussein Chalayan's spring 2007 collection, we don't have to go far to find you the perfect chassis. i'm sure by now you've already seen this on the runway. the mechanics on this thing will be sure to prep you for battle with those awful Tackycons as it transforms you from day to night evening wear.




get ready to travel on treads with Balenciaga's tank shoe. you'll roll over even the worse looking pedicures on the street stopping all gawdy painted toes from walking a step further in their steve maddens.



use your gucci metallic mirror handbag as a shield to thwart bullets, fake acrylic nails scratching you and lastly to apply a fresh coat of lip gloss to look pretty while you're kicking ass. no need for compacts to freshen up.

don't forget your weapon to shoot back. carry this T3 featherweight hair dryer wherever you go to ward off bad perms, fake weaves, and multi-colored extensions when you literally blow the hair off those Tackycon heads.

i think you're ready for battle. get going. it's time to rid the world of tacky, bad dressers.